The lord of the pump … please help me come up with lyrics to this spoof of the Christian hymn “Lord of the Dance”. I already have the chorus. I find this ironically appropriate because pumpers are about as far from those qualities embodied by Jesus as anyone.
Pump, pump, whatever junk you see
You are the Lord of the Pump, I see!
And you’ll lead the sheeple wherever they may be
And you’ll lead them to financial ruin, I see!
The original:
I danced in the morning when the world was begun
I danced in the Moon & the Stars & the Sun
I came down from Heaven & I danced on Earth
At Bethlehem I had my birth:Dance then, wherever you may be
I am the Lord of the Dance, said He!
And I’ll lead you all, wherever you may be
And I’ll lead you all in the Dance, said He!
(…lead you all in the Dance, said He!)I danced for the scribe & the pharisee
But they would not dance & they wouldn’t follow me
I danced for fishermen, for James & John
They came with me & the Dance went on:I danced on the Sabbath & I cured the lame
The holy people said it was a shame!
They whipped & they stripped & they hung me high
And they left me there on a cross to die!I danced on a Friday when the sky turned black
It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
They buried my body & they thought I’d gone
But I am the Dance & I still go on!They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the Life that’ll never, never die!
I’ll live in you if you’ll live in Me –
I am the Lord of the Dance, said He!
Daily profit: $1244.88
Trades today:
09:25:48 SENZ S 0.4575 5000 ARCA
09:12:05 SENZ B 0.43 5000 SEAB
+ BOT 11,185 CABN false Stock .092 USD SMART 10:34:33 5.16 null
BOT 5,000 CABN false Stock 0.0923 USD SMART 10:34:33 2.31 null
BOT 7,500 CABN false Stock 0.0901 USD SMART 10:41:17 3.38 null
BOT 10,000 CABN false Stock 0.0900 USD SMART 11:04:25 4.50 null
+ BOT 9,000 CABN false Stock .088 USD SMART 11:11:04 3.97 null
BOT 8,500 CABN false Stock 0.0875 USD SMART 11:12:49 3.72 null
SLD 503 VRML false Stock 7.40 USD BATS 15:20:19 2.52 null
BOT 503 VRML false Stock 7.15 USD ARCA 15:22:00 2.52 null
09:41:09 SENZ SS 0.4449 85 NITE
09:41:09 SENZ SS 0.4449 1350 NITE
09:41:09 SENZ SS 0.4449 700 NITE
09:41:09 SENZ SS 0.4449 850 NITE
09:32:57 SENZ SS 0.4289 4800 NITE
09:31:45 SENZ SS 0.4299 200 NITE
10:58:29 SENZ B 0.36 2645 NITE
10:57:58 SENZ B 0.36 340 NITE
10:56:29 SENZ B 0.37 5000 NITE
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Best wishes on the new account. I had no problems when I was with them. And when I closed they didn’t hesitate to send the check, so overall they seem pretty trustworthy. Mark is very helpful over there. I think they were also working on becoming cbsx certified, so they’re trying to get into the more trustworthy prop firms league with places like Coastal Trade, where your money is truly treated as a deposit rather than a membership. Regardless, as you said, comingled funds will always be extremely risky, ala Team Trading.
I’ve gotten emails from them about their pennystock intraday borrowing capability. Rather impressive- I’m not quite sure how they’re actually borrowing, or if they’re just allowing the T+3 days of counting for naked shortselling regulations to cover their tracks since they only let you hold intraday anyway? Regardless they definitely have a nice offer to someone who wants to daytrade pennystocks with a flat rate and crazy borrows. Best wishes. Oh and ignore everything that Tim says over there lol… he didn’t exactly impress me with his honesty, to say the least. Cheers!
Thanks for the comment Aaron!