Trade recap for August 12th: The Lord of the Pump

The lord of the pump … please help me come up with lyrics to this spoof of the Christian hymn “Lord of the Dance”. I already have the chorus. I find this ironically appropriate because pumpers are about as far from those qualities embodied by Jesus as anyone.

Pump, pump, whatever junk you see
You are the Lord of the Pump, I see!
And you’ll lead the sheeple wherever they may be
And you’ll lead them to financial ruin, I see!

The original:

I danced in the morning when the world was begun
I danced in the Moon & the Stars & the Sun
I came down from Heaven & I danced on Earth
At Bethlehem I had my birth:

Dance then, wherever you may be
I am the Lord of the Dance, said He!
And I’ll lead you all, wherever you may be
And I’ll lead you all in the Dance, said He!
(…lead you all in the Dance, said He!)

I danced for the scribe & the pharisee
But they would not dance & they wouldn’t follow me
I danced for fishermen, for James & John
They came with me & the Dance went on:

I danced on the Sabbath & I cured the lame
The holy people said it was a shame!
They whipped & they stripped & they hung me high
And they left me there on a cross to die!

I danced on a Friday when the sky turned black
It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
They buried my body & they thought I’d gone
But I am the Dance & I still go on!

They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the Life that’ll never, never die!
I’ll live in you if you’ll live in Me –
I am the Lord of the Dance, said He!

Daily profit: $1244.88

Trades today:
09:25:48    SENZ    S    0.4575    5000    ARCA
09:12:05    SENZ    B    0.43    5000    SEAB
+    BOT    11,185    CABN    false    Stock    .092    USD    SMART    10:34:33        5.16        null
BOT    5,000    CABN    false    Stock    0.0923    USD    SMART    10:34:33        2.31        null
BOT    7,500    CABN    false    Stock    0.0901    USD    SMART    10:41:17        3.38        null
BOT    10,000    CABN    false    Stock    0.0900    USD    SMART    11:04:25        4.50        null
+    BOT    9,000    CABN    false    Stock    .088    USD    SMART    11:11:04        3.97        null
BOT    8,500    CABN    false    Stock    0.0875    USD    SMART    11:12:49        3.72        null
SLD    503    VRML    false    Stock    7.40    USD    BATS    15:20:19        2.52        null
BOT    503    VRML    false    Stock    7.15    USD    ARCA    15:22:00        2.52        null
09:41:09    SENZ    SS    0.4449    85    NITE
09:41:09    SENZ    SS    0.4449    1350    NITE
09:41:09    SENZ    SS    0.4449    700    NITE
09:41:09    SENZ    SS    0.4449    850    NITE
09:32:57    SENZ    SS    0.4289    4800    NITE
09:31:45    SENZ    SS    0.4299    200    NITE
10:58:29    SENZ    B    0.36    2645    NITE
10:57:58    SENZ    B    0.36    340    NITE
10:56:29    SENZ    B    0.37    5000    NITE

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0 thoughts on “Trade recap for August 12th: The Lord of the Pump”

  1. Best wishes on the new account. I had no problems when I was with them. And when I closed they didn’t hesitate to send the check, so overall they seem pretty trustworthy. Mark is very helpful over there. I think they were also working on becoming cbsx certified, so they’re trying to get into the more trustworthy prop firms league with places like Coastal Trade, where your money is truly treated as a deposit rather than a membership. Regardless, as you said, comingled funds will always be extremely risky, ala Team Trading.

    I’ve gotten emails from them about their pennystock intraday borrowing capability. Rather impressive- I’m not quite sure how they’re actually borrowing, or if they’re just allowing the T+3 days of counting for naked shortselling regulations to cover their tracks since they only let you hold intraday anyway? Regardless they definitely have a nice offer to someone who wants to daytrade pennystocks with a flat rate and crazy borrows. Best wishes. Oh and ignore everything that Tim says over there lol… he didn’t exactly impress me with his honesty, to say the least. Cheers!

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