I found the following on the Yahoo! stock message boards. It is the disclaimer of JohnBravo48. I find it to be an amusing and appropriate disclaimer (although it is quite ungrammatical).
The statements, re-statements and mis-statements contained in this message are based on, including but not limited to, the beliefs as well as assumptions and estimates made by and from information including, but not limited to publicly available and actual results in the future may differ materially from those projected anywhere due to risks and uncertainties that exist in the business environment including, but not limited to: the success of the company’s business initiatives and strategies, personal hygiene, competitive factors and pricing pressures, shifts in market demand, general economic and atmospheric conditions and other factors, including (but not limited to) changes in mental acuity, demand for the company’s products or franchises, the bankruptcy and failure of individual franchisees and the impact of competitors’ actions. Should one or more of these risks or uncertainties, including (but not limited to) everything reasonably or unreasonably imaginable, adversely affect the company or should underlying assumptions, suggestions, nuance or estimates prove incorrect, somewhat correct, or almost correct, actual results may vary materially from, including (but not limited to), those described, postulated or coagulated herein as anticipated, believed, estimated, expected or intended.
Disclosure: I have a disclosure policy too, but it is boring.